This is what the kitchen looked like at noon on January 6th, 2014.
The demo was surprisingly unsurprising. We were expecting strange plumbing, rotted wood, bizare construction methods, shortcuts, and pitfalls, just like every other remodel we have done in this house. Hell, just like every time I replace a DOORKNOB in this house I find weirdness.
This time all we found was a belt trapped behind the cabinets:
...and some super ugly linoleum:
...and some black widows that were living peacefully with us for years, apparently.